darkcryst | too funny

I downloaded a copy of The Lost Boys the other day... I just realised how funny some of the lines are...

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Sam
So What's our rush? You're chasing that girl, aren't you?
Come on, admit it. You're chasing her. I'm at the mercy of
your sex glands.

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David
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

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Sam
My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!

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Sam
What about Mom?

Michael
Just don't tell her anything.

Sam
I don't know, Mike. It's just not like getting a "D" in school or something, you know?

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Edgar
Where's Nosferatu?

Sam
Who?

Edgar
The prince of Darkness. The night crawler. The bloodsucker. El Vampiro.

Sam
Mike! They're here.

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Sam
Edgar staked one of them. It was screaming and
fizzing. Look! There's evidence on my sweater!

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Alan
Holy shit! The attack of Eddie Munster!

too funny

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