Stop the World...

Trust the Japanese... I mean, stop the press - there is no need to make any more b-movies. They just beat them all, at least if this trailer is anything to go by.

This is the type of movie that cased Grindhouse/Death Proof to be such a failure - its not original when it's already and still being done like this. You can't spoof something that spoofs itself.

I give you: The Machine Girl...